you stick the whole package in the girls mouth
then you slap both hands on both sides of her face
her face then resembles a porpoise...
then you slap both hands on both sides of her face
her face then resembles a porpoise...
Person 1: I totally gave Taiquasia the dutch porpoise last night
Person 2: I know I can tell from the bruises on her cheeks man!
Person 2: I know I can tell from the bruises on her cheeks man!
by jewboy killah 7000 December 09, 2007
When your in bed next to your partner, and you have to fart so you stick your partners head under the covers and fart.
by PMike DiGiacomo March 20, 2008
It's a threesome performed completely under covers with the two male counter parts being gassy. Bonus if they are actual brothers.
by Jnasty15 March 30, 2014
an outsider who doesn’t understand what is happening and is acting Feminine(Period Like) about that or another matter. They also might oppose the matter with objections that seem Childish
Person one: ...and she totally did it! i should have recorded it
person two: What?? what do you mean?! that’s so stupid
person one: god you’re such a dutch lesbian
person two: What?? what do you mean?! that’s so stupid
person one: god you’re such a dutch lesbian
by axxceli October 24, 2017
a respected woman, known for her skill in performing dutch sex acts (e.g. dutch rudder, dutch porpoise, dutch sandwich, also coordinating dutch slave ships)
Ryan Seacrest (dutch matron numero uno)
by your mom's favorite dutchman July 20, 2010
When on long car rides and you cant roll down the windows because its raining or to cold and you or someone else in the car is farting a lot.
by ZEU58 February 02, 2010
A group of people located in Pennsylvania who believe they should receive everything for free, and sell anything they own for more than double its value. They also speak German and claim it to be there own language.
Ernie the PA Dutchman-"Hey man, i just got this new refrigerator for FREE man! Im going to sell it for 1329 bucks man! I eat grund sows!"
Me- "But I can buy a new one for $800 down the road a few miles!?"
Ernie the PA Dutchman- "Yeah but mine is THE BEST ever MANNN! Zacky worked on it MANNN!
Me- "But I can buy a new one for $800 down the road a few miles!?"
Ernie the PA Dutchman- "Yeah but mine is THE BEST ever MANNN! Zacky worked on it MANNN!
by Toddler Bojowski August 21, 2009