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Holy Fuck and a Half

An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.
Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.

Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me
by Harrypotter292949 October 16, 2011
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Holy Ghost Batting

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.
by JPL #2 October 23, 2022
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The Holy Family Fair

The Holy Family Fair is where HCJCA kids meet with HFCA.They fight to the death over which catholic school is worst. Here is also a place where HCJ kids meet their girlfriends, and starve themselves for the sole purpose of seeming like a good boyfriend. It such an important place where people link up, that they undergo plastic surgery for this very special occasion.
" Oh you're going to the Holy Family Fair! We finna turn up!"
" She's bringing her squad, to the Holy Family Fair, so I'm going to bring the gang!"
by The Science King May 24, 2019
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holy poop on a stick

You might say this in surprise, as in 'holy shit'
by box April 30, 2005
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caught the holy ghost

Catching/ having caught the holy ghost/ spirit is a euphemism usually said by African American Baptists for then one gets so wrapped up in church service they begin to dance and sing as if you were possessed by the holy ghost, as seen in the example below
Child: " mama, what's Ms. Florida doing over there?"
Ms. Florida: *dancing but with soul*
Mother: "well it loos like she done caught the holy ghost! Go, Ms. Florida! Praise the lord!
by Phoenix Fire Truth January 29, 2021
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College of the Holy Cross

Oldest Catholic college in New England, run by the Jesuits and has the highest academic rating (98) of any Catholic college in the nation as rated by the Princeton Review. Holy Cross is the top Catholic liberal arts college per US News & World Report rankings.
College of the Holy Cross has a well deserved reputation for being a lot of work.
by skinnydipping November 2, 2008
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Holy Hand Grenade

The preferred weapon of God, set to exploded after 3 seconds (not 4, nor 2, 5 is way out), and always kills the target.
by Extreme June 19, 2004
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