Phantom gooning

Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind
Last night was CRAZY, I was phantom gooning and had a massive finish
by Astridthestar1 January 29, 2025
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Goon Gang

Hacking group founded by Joshtimeouts in 2020; If you see this you are my fan now hop off my dick. I am here to learn since I get bored easily. Now go to your Xbox party you retard.
Goon Gang on top bitch
by Goon gang for president September 15, 2020
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Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.
I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.
by LqdAim February 17, 2025
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Goon corners

(noun) a cropped, sexually explicit image (usually from r34) used un random videos for people to goon, the image is cropped in a way that makes it "not nsfw" by tiktok standards
i love goon corners, i can doomscroll while gooning!!!1
by limelipslover May 26, 2025
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music gooning

When you're working on a lot of music projects and getting close to done but never finish to completion.
Me: I swear I'm gonna get this album done this year
Someone's mom: Quit music gooning and release already
by Herelick Mycrotch May 25, 2024
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Arctic Wind Gooning

The act of allowing the crispy winds of the arctic to goon for you
Man it’s windy, just like that time I was arctic wind gooning.
by MoistureGorilla February 19, 2025
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Power Gooning

1. When you be gooning, and you start jorking your peanits for REAL REAL!

2. You tape a reciprocating saw to your penis, and turn it on to start the Power Gooning session.
"Yo, when did you start Power Gooning?"

"JIm, I haven't seen my family in 5 days, I've been on that hot streak thanks to twitter.com."
by Power Gooner 5090TI February 01, 2025
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