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google.com

A search engine that can be used to search anything from how a TV works to what a monkey is. It also includes a global map that can be seen in satellite or hybrid and can even show how good (or bad) the traffic is.It's everything you need in one simple search engine.

And for those who like to stay updated:
Google and NASA are teaming up to form a world-class observatory to every desktop, giving anyone with PC access to remote galaxies and exploding supernovae. The images will be taken by the newly built Large Synoptic Survey Telescope, or LSST, slated to go online in 2013. Get ready to have 30 TERABYTES of astronomy imagery, baby!!!!!
Person 1: Oh man, i missed Sex ED at school. Where am i going to learn that "stuff"?
Person 2: On Google.com, DUH!

Person A: WOW, i love science. Where can i learn more about it?
Person B: Check out Google.com. It has loads of stuff
by Alec K June 2, 2007
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Google sheep

The Google sheep is a very strange, zombie-like individual. Google sheep flock to Google for all their questions and/or to come off smart. They will type in search terms using quotations, because that to them means they will get the most accurate and valid results; the first 10 entries are the only acceptable entries, except in the case of images, in which all are valid and "fun" to pester random people on forums, messengers, or email.

Google sheep are commonly seen lurking around, looking for something to Google late into the night and early morning - 3am is high time for the sheep. Online forums are the most common gathering place for the sheep.

Mating is unheard of, unless they use their Googling skills to pick up tips that are created by other Google sheep, and by chance find another sheep just as desperate.

Their diet is based on candy, soda, and Ramen noodles, but only if time allows; some searches distract the sheep from the normal mode of life for several hours at a time.
Someone randomly sent me an image of a yellow umbrella, telling me they save lives and sent me a link to a site full of more pointless umbrellas - what a Google sheep.
by teh ebil ducky August 27, 2006
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ok google

OK Google: Are you and Siri dating?
Google: Fuck no, that bitch is annoying asf
by youremommy@gmail.com January 4, 2017
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love goggles

Wearing your "love goggles" is a mental state a person enters when they are so deeply and hopelessly in love that they are convinced thier partner is nearly perfect. They may comment on how wonderful thier partner's body is, or how handsome or pretty they are, when in reality, they aren't. It's similar to wearing "beer goggles", where all women look beautiful after you've had a few, but without the alcohol; "love goggles" is a similar effect that is based on emotion.
"Hey baby, you have such a hot body, you're built like a weightlifter".

reply: "Thank you, but no I'm not. You need remove your "love goggles" and return to reality.
by Vallard January 29, 2010
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Arabian Ski Goggles

When your buddy passes out and you begin to tea bag your buddy placing a hairy ball on each eyelid
After a long night of drinking some top shelf Canadian Hunter whisky, my friend passed out and I gave him the "Arabian Ski Goggles" and took a picture
by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010
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Gillis goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful. Gillis goggles is a more intense and severe version of the classic "beer goggle" phase. While "wearing" gillis goggles, literally anyone/anything is fair game.
Ross: "Dude what the FUCK were you thinking last night when you were dancing with that fat chick??"

Matt: "fuck you, she was pretty hot"

Ross: "no dude you just had a bad case of the gillis goggles again."
by GOOD TIMES IN LA PAZ September 12, 2010
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giggle weed

A slang term for marijuana or the herb.
Mark gave Tim some of that giggle weed and he ate the whole bag of sweet snacks.
by Digger September 29, 2005
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