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A shard of glass

A person with a toxic personality that is fully see threw from the outside. A very vibrant toxic personality that us clearly reflected but probably overshadowed by their gothic fairy outfit.
Quirky bitch: "OMG SHES SO HOT"

A reasonable human being:"She is a litteral fucking shard of glass" (A shard of Glass)
by AClearmindedImbecile March 16, 2022
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let the air outta my glass

to ask for a refill at the bar
Hey bartender, let the air outta my glass
by cheaptrickrick December 13, 2009
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Glass of win

A large beverage containing:
lemonade
at least two varieties of fruit squash,
and orange juice.
This drink provides powers of win, said to be drawn from the source of all win, lady gaga.
A glass of win keeps the Fail away.

A tramp walks into a bar, buys a glass of win, and immediately his pockets buldge with money.

A man falls off a bridge accidentally, forgetting he has had his glass of win today, the river below him then turns to jelly and saves him from death.
by The original FailBoy July 16, 2010
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Human Shot Glass

During intercourse you piss in the womens vagina.After doing so lift here highly over your head and suck the piss out of her vagina.
My mom made me do a human shot glass with her last night.
by Elliot The Fag March 26, 2008
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glass table

verb:

1) one-upping someone by buying a glass table and interrupting them in the middle of a story to talk about how shiny it is

2) a complicated ritual for one-upping someone during a threesome.
1) Anne: Hey, I just got a sweet deal on a brand new car! It's a...
Lynn: (interrupting) I just bought a brand new glass dining room table.
LATER
Anne: to friends Oh my God, Lynn totally glass tabled me.

2) Anne: So Lynn and my husband were totally leaving me out in the middle of a threesome, so I glass tabled her.
Joseph: You WHAT?!
Anne: Y'know, she had her eyes closed, ignoring me, so I sat on her face.
by Doug E Fresh Barcelona February 8, 2010
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glass bottom ride

when, eating the pussy, seran wrap is placed on the genitals to prevent the fish and ass flavored blend that go with the territory
jon f: hey mrs. borreli, want to go for a glass bottom ride?
mrs. borelli: there won't be a video of this will there?
by jim April 2, 2004
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Glank

To purposefully use a wrong name or to mispronounce someones name in order for it to be more hilarious.
Man, that guy always glanks up peoples names.
by Munt Sutherland November 7, 2008
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