German winch

Blonde hair, blue eyes, over 200 pounds. Nazi bitch

Yeah i actually got 2 winches but my German winch fell asleep already

German winch by Fishjos November 22, 2025

German Shepherd

1)A dog used in police and other government jobs.

2) Someone that is giving or showing German shepherd vibes or actions.

*Higher IQ then German Chihuahua and is better and or superior then a German Chihuahua*

1)Your being a German Shepherd.
2)He's 100% German Shepherd

3) GERMAN SHEPHERD… Come here

German Shepherd by Nobody_67 January 23, 2026

German Snackbox

When a person is giving another, analingus, and the receiver fingers their rectom, and draws a Hitler mustache on the giver.

Amy was so excited getting her butthole rimmed, she gave Hanz a German Snackbox.

German Snackbox by MittensRMoney February 4, 2026

German leaf blower

Shave your butthole and leave said hair on butthole then have a woman in 69 position deep throat till she exhales threw her nostrils blowing said anal hair away like a leaf blower.

Heather always relieves her upper sinus infection with a good German leaf blower and I get a wax.

German leaf blower by Krunchy k May 5, 2026

german garmendia

German Garmendia is the best youtuber in the history of the internet. He is handsome, funny, well-educated and an amazing and inspiring person.

"Why the fuck would anyone make an urban dictionary article on German Garmendia?"

german garmendia by aguspxe May 17, 2026

German Birthday Cake

Sticking a sausage in-between someone's buttcheeks and eating it out while they sing happy birthday to you.

Are you going to do the German birthday cake with Jason this year?

German Birthday Cake by German Birthday Cake Lover May 20, 2026

Swamp German 

A resident of Holland. Derogatory?

We call Johannes Van Vreek the Swamp German.

Swamp German by the gerophile December 14, 2009