green machine 

when you puke in a girl's vagina while giving oral sex

OMG MOM!!!! Rob green machined me last night and it keeps leaking out!!!!!!

green machine by DR. Moneygrabbergoldsilveberg August 7, 2010

Green Light 

Green Light(verb)

Pronounciation - \ˈgrēn-ˌlīt\

To give a positive signal to do, or say something.

Horny Guy- Hey, l want to have sex with you...

Hot Girl- Um...

Horny Guy- Just give me the Green Light, and l'll get started... *takes off shirt*

Hot Girl- Well, to tell you some facts, *Takes off mask* l'm not a girl... l'm a guy.

Horny Guy- Well, to give you some straight-up facts, l'm not a "Horny Guy"... *Takes off Strap-on Dildo* l'm a Walrusman.

Green Light by Proper English Slangs June 26, 2009

green stink breath 

an awesome green day song that is true punk rhythmically; the song describes a stoner who can't stop (and doesn't care if he does) using Meth

I'm on a roll,
No self control
I'm blowing off steam with,
Meth Amphetamine

green stink breath by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

Green Day Snob 

A less extreme form of the Green Day Elite or the Green Day Nazi. Excludes/derides all other Green Day fans because of any number of petty and ridiculous reasons. Usually considers self to be some kind of caretaker of all things Green Day. Root cause is usually envy and jealousy.

1. Depending on age of Green Day Snob, it could be because the unfortuante Green Day Fan did not know of Green Day before their current album (usually either before American Idiot or Dookie, but could be any album).

The Green Day Snob berated my 8 year old cousin because she did not know Green Day before Dookie. The Green Day Snob apparently can't do math because my cousin was not born yet when Dookie came out.

2. Green Day Fan has better Green Day memorabilia than Green Day Snob.

That Green Day Snob refused to post my picture of Mike Dirnt's autograph because it says "Mike Loves Me" and she was jealous.

3. Green Day Fan does not know as much or knows more trivia than Green Day Snob.

My little brother was kicked out of a Green Day Snob's Yahoo! Group because he did not know Mike Dirnt's real name.

4. Any condition in which a Green Day Fan is perceived to threaten the status of the Green Day Snob.

I was deleted from a Green Day Snob's friend list because my screen name is DirntFiend and she did not think of it first.

Green Day Snob by DirntFiend January 4, 2009

Green Tylenol 

Slang term for Marijuanna.

"I had a headache, but that green tylenol we smoked did the trick!"

Green Tylenol by Zeto, the DUNE Fanatic March 17, 2005

green lit 

prison lingo when a dirty cop wants a prisoner dead he will have him green lit which means he gives the okay for another prisoner that owes him a favor to shank this guy to death in the showers

when detective vic mackey wanted armadillo's brother dead he had him green lit then some black dude that owed vic a favor stabbed him in the shower

green lit by ronib lindsley March 4, 2004

green monkey 

Responsible for the spread of HIV to the human race. Found in South Africa, coincidentally home of the tribe that frequently enjoyed ritual sex for peanuts with these primates. See porch monkey.

If we moved all of the green monkeys to AIDStrailia, the world would be a happier and safer place.

green monkey by Eugene V. Debs January 21, 2004