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Get the Fruit 

a Pac-Man reference used while someone is playing a video game that is used to distract, confuse, or mislead the player into failure.
*Man is playing Crazy Taxi*
John Doe: *walks up behind me* Get the fruit!
Man: What fruit?
John: It's right there don't you see it?
Man: *Fails*
Get the Fruit by Res0lu7ion April 3, 2009

pickin my fruit out 

just means to become somebody's slave because you got owned.
man 1: man you owned him!
man 2: yea he better start pickin my fruit out!

Waxy Fruit 

Waxy Fruit (noun) - a term used to describe a homosexual person who has not told anyone of his/her sexual orientation see in the closet
"Did you see John? He's a total waxy fruit."
Waxy Fruit by Zooey Chazanovich March 28, 2010

fresh fruit basket 

A fresh fruit basket is the act of tucking your dick and balls between your legs while mooning someone and letting out a raunchy fart.
Damn it I didn't mean to give her the fresh fruit basket but my butthole screamed as soon as I bent over.

Jalisco Fruit Punch 

When you pour a Fruit Punch Jarritos (HAS TO BE fruit punch) into a person’s anus or rectum, let it marinate, then have them squat over your face and have the mixture of marinated Jarritos and anal fluids ooze onto your face and mouth
Dam my boi she is so fine that I want to give her the ole Jalisco Fruit Punch.

Muddle your fruit 

When you beating that pussy up so good she feels like you are making a liquid mess of her juice box
Hey shawty, come to the crib and let me muddle your fruit for a lil bit.