Flagheadfan

A closeted gay artist on instagram,commonly drawing countryhumans

Person A:Have you seen the new post from flagheadfan?

Person B:Yeah he's a incredible artist!

by Aoitsuky September 3, 2021

Flying Flagella

A phrase you proclaim when you are excited and/or upset about a certain thing. Flagella is a bacterial, slender threadlike structure, like a spermatozoa. Replacement phrase for fuck.

Dude 1: Dude, your girlfriend is pregnant.

Dude 2: HOLY FLYING FLAGELLA
I THOUGHT I WAS GAY
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Dude 1: Dude, I'm pregnant.
Dude 2: HOLY FLYING FLAGELLA DUDE

by KatAttack716 February 20, 2017

Gammon Flagon

A sizeable vagina that often froths itself a foamy head similar to that on a large flagon of ale.

My wife went on a run yesterday, before she got in the shower she had a right gammon flagon.

by DumbledoreFartsSoMuchCum April 29, 2019

Raising Flags

When you trigger a new path/event/character/feeling by something you said or did

“That virgin bitch was raising flags left and right making girls like him

by feliciasneck January 27, 2021

Go sit on a flagpole

One of the more rare insults of our time but certainly one of the more disturbing ones

Dude shut up and go sit on a flagpole

by Robert Williams ya duck April 29, 2021

Flaggot

Combination or flag and bigot. Racist who thinks a large flag flying from their truck makes us think they’re patriotic and not racist.

Did you see that parade of flaggots driving by? I guess it’s better than burning crosses

by Leatherponcho September 2, 2021

Morning flagpole

Waking up with an erection at summer camp.

I was dreaming about jen and Melanie at the lake and I woke up with a morning flagpole

by Scuba_steve August 26, 2018