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noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.
Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.
by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023
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So-fetch

It is used to randomly to give your sentence some spice.
Omgg!! I love your fit, its so-fetch.
by Your Slang Best-Friend July 11, 2023
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eskimo felching

When two parties are engaged in Intimate activities face-to-face with each other and one party inhales a column of the other party's snot from their nostril
I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.
by Zute October 12, 2023
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Terence Fletcher

celebrated on TERENCE FLETCHER FRIDAYS, Terence is the definition of a man. He is the IT man, if you see him you want to be him. With peak style and serving looks he's an extremely skilled man in the music and female field. He's influenced fashion, music and overall character for years to come. He is the definition of an alpha male.
"I wore a black shirt, slacks, belt, socks and blazer in celebration of Terence Fletcher Friday."
by rtywefsdakfgdsvfgdhsfua November 23, 2023
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Un-Fetch

Little boys named Ashton who think they’re fetch but in reality they’re not
Did you see Ashton over there? He is so un-fetch”
by RARARRARARARARARA February 12, 2024
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far-fetched of a stretch

something unlikely and unconvincing that greatly extends past a reasonable or acceptable limit
Saying that Dragonball Evolution was a good movie would be far-fetched of a stretch. So I will: It WAS a good movie. Full chest no back.
by Sarahsmile86 December 16, 2023
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Fart Felch

A fart felch is a rancid, smelly fart generated after a felching session when the said rodent dies due to pronlonged anal cavity ingestion.
guy's done a fart felch and it fooking stinks. Smells like you got a dead rat up your shit chute, that's defo a real tangy fart felch
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
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