lipstick facial

The act of a female using the male member of her partner to spread his semenal fluids about her face and lips after his ejaculation.

After I rode Emily like a pony for an hour I finished all over her face. She then let me enjoy watching her turn it into a lipstick facial.

by BIGMAN696969 December 4, 2016

Candy facial

When cum gets jizzed on your face and you let it harden so you can lick it off like candy.

Can I give you a candy facial when I cum?

by Smalz17 March 18, 2017

fruity facial

When your girlfriend is laying down putting cucumbers on her eyes and rubbing strawberry juice on her face and then all of a sudden you blow your load onto her face.

Dan: "Hey what were you doing last night?"
Jeff: "I was giving Jennifer a fruity facial. Man you should've seen the look on her face!"

by kooljess702 August 29, 2017

Pancake facial

When you bust a chubby on two broads and smoosh their faves together before you blow

“oi did you see the pic of John givin Courtney and her friend a good pancake facial??”

by Akamakakakkassfart November 19, 2017

Recycled facial

When he unexpectedly cums on your face, so you snort the semen. The recieving end in turn coughs it back onto the man's face.

Can't believe she gave me a recycled facial last night!

by Aloha_snackbar011 January 14, 2018

Faeces Facial

A kinky sexual ritual where one specimen shits into a container of melted ice cream. Wait 10 minutes until mixing the juices. While mixing and laxatives. Then use the cream as shaving cream.

This morning I used my Faeces Facial and I fell fresh.

by CacAflac January 19, 2018

syrian facial

Execution by shotgun to the face.

That poor reporter got a syrian facial.

by LordNightmare January 22, 2018