Facebook Fight

When 2 random kids start a "fight" on facebook after one comments on someone's status and another kid begs to differ so they write how kid#1 is wrong. They then start commenting back and fourth and eventually other kids get involved and add their 2 cents, even though no one really gives a shit. It makes the person whose status it was originally, want to shoot themselves becuase they get 50 notifications via e-mail. Because there are so many comments, these usually show up in the "Top News" feed giving them even more attention. The so-called fight is usually about some insignificant shit that doesn't even really matter. The "fight" doesn't neccesarily have to do with the original status.

Conor: Did you hear Paul and Tom are fighting?
Sam: yeahh, it came up on my newsfeed.

Conor: Whose side are you taking?
Sam: probably Tom's, but its just a facebook fight. It probably wont get carried away.

by maylordarias March 15, 2010

Punjabi Style Sword Fight

A term made popular when reddit user "Furies" asked an honest question whether if it's worth it to sword fight his gf dad, in Punjabi style at that?

Many users suggested various solutions ranging from getting the ferocious dad drunk and sword-fighting the fuck out of him to puss out of the situation and end the relationship. Although some users pointed out that brown dads love to troll like no other and its no fuckin big deal. Blind in love, retard white boy hinted at taking sword fighting lessons.

As of now, we have no clue if the silly white boy is alive or dead. He might have already won the heart of the sword dad by winning the fight. Or he could be--let's just say the crazy dad made a fuck curry outta him.

Whatever the outcome is, he already sword fought his daughter and won. She liked it.

White Boy 1: My girlfriend Nisha wants me to meet her parents.

White boy 2: Yo better watch out. Her dad might wanna "Punjabi Style Sword Fight" your ass.

by Jhonny Walker May 2, 2011

Fight fuck

When two or more combatants, of any gender or sexual preference, become aroused in the heat of battle and proceed to fuck.

As in the film Mr. & Mrs. Smith, during a physical altercation, Brad and Angelina just start fight fucking.

by Obi-wan Jablome January 17, 2010

Chewbacca after a fight

A womans genitals after rigerous sexual intercourse.

I'll tell ya something boy, after i'd finished with her, her fanny looked like chewbacca after a fight!

by ben francis September 18, 2008

Snowball Fight

Spitting the snowball back and forth between each others mouths until one person swallows.

Nothing is hotter than two girls having a snowball fight after a three some any season of the year.

by Nastyboy August 28, 2005

freight train

Tie her up. Take a few steps back. Run at her making historically accurate freight train noises and plow straight into her. Finish.

OOOH DADDY JARVIS PLEASE DO THE FREIGHT TRAIN. OK HERE WE GOO! CHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGACHUGA CHOO CHOOOOOO. OH YES JARVIS!

by daddy jason November 3, 2017

mortal peep fight

a game involving two or more teams, engaging in an overrated battle. a microwave serves as the vehicle of fate in determining the winner, which has no direct correlation with talent or skill. the jist of the game is:
1) two Marshmallow Peeps are placed in the microwave
2) the microwave is turned on for a predetermined amount of time
3) whichever peep enlarges to the biggest size is the winner

dude, my Marik College Pirate Peeps are going to pwn the Greek Heathens in the mortal peep fight today!

by Hulme October 14, 2006