Relation Pyramid

The different levels of relationships with women.
At the bottom is the brother zone
On the same level is the No Relation Zone, where you dont even know the girl meaning you at least have 1% chance with her.
Next level is the friendzone
Then the talking stage
Which can lead back down a step or up to the Dating Stage.

From here you can go down or stay on the same level, but moved to the Friends With Benefits category.

Finally cuz the Cuffed level. The very peak where you can look down at the hieroglyphs of the suckers that could not achieve your greatness

We broke up but I didn't fall on the Relation Pyramid. We just occasionally hook up now

by Dougiie May 19, 2014

relationship cred

How well you know someone that defines the appropriateness of the things you say to this person. You probably have high relationship cred with your bff but low relationship cred with the stranger in line ahead of you at the grocery store.

His joke was totally inappropriate given that we have low relationship cred.

by Shel Bell December 13, 2015

relationdate

Dating with a purpose

They have been dating for a while now. It's definitely a relationdate at this point since they are clearly in a relationship!

by Appspirations June 2, 2016

Relationship Jail

basically the same as being single or in the friendzone

I've been in relationship jail for most of my life, idk when I'm gonna get out

by TokenIranian September 22, 2016

relationchip

A relationship requiring many chips.

I am in a serious relationchip right now!

by themasterword November 22, 2016

Relationship monkey

Someone who starts a new relationship before ending an existing one, like the monkey swinging through the trees doesn't let go of the branch until it's grabbed the next one.

I'm a relationship monkey as I don't like being on my own although I pretend I'm fine & happy outside of a relationship,truly I'm not.

by Big Bad Gorilla March 16, 2017

Relationship goals

Relationship goals is a relationship that everyone wishes they had and the couple in speaking are quite literally the best people ever

Joe and parys are actually relationship goals, I wish that we were like them

by Laney6728 April 25, 2017