Douche Bag Dorkfish

A pompous ass-hole who takes it upon himself to correct someone else and make himself look like a moron.

Tyler is a real douche bag dorkfish. He was tired of people screwing around on social networking sites on the job so he blocked them..including his own website. Idiot.

by Mibewt December 29, 2009

douche wagon

to enter ones penis in to a pumpkin

I put the pumkin in the microwave so when I douche wagoned it it was warm in sticky just like a real goat.

by corey December 21, 2003

douche-cunt

a combination of the two insults douche and cunt, it is hyphinated and is a pretty badass insult if you ask me

d00d your being a total douche-cunt.

by fo_scho May 4, 2006

Douche fag

When Douche bag isnt bad enough of an insult and you really hate

Wow that kid is a Douche Fag, did you see that

by Dekode May 6, 2009

douche nazi

A person who insist that their vagina must be clean, by any extant.

Austin being the total douche nazi, insisted everyone waits for him to clean his vagina out before we could go out to eat.

by Austin Zimmerman June 1, 2009

douche-nozzle

the dirty part of the douche that goes in the twat

your a douche-nozzle

by paige January 18, 2005

douche bitch

A person who you hate A LOT. Worse than calling them a douche bag. This person is majorly annoying and they have somehow pissed you off to the fullest extreme ever possible.

Kevin, my ex, is such a douche bitch! He seriously fucked my sister last weekend!

by Ms. Charming says FU March 14, 2005