Two-door theory

The theory that ignorant people will wait excessive amounts of time to walk through an open door, as opposed to opening another door and saving themselves a great deal of time.

These people clearly never heard of the two-door theory

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

screen door

An extremely hot female.

"Yo! Check out those screen doors over there!"

Derived from the expression "Banging like a screen door in a hurricane"

by Matt E January 5, 2007

Door Whore

One of the many girls who stand in the doorway of such clothing stores such as Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, Hollister and Aeropostale, whose job is nothing more than to stand there and look good and greet you when you come in. Also they may fold an ocassional shit sfter someone is done touching it.

Yo that door whore in hollister was hot as shit.

by Harry Kalas October 30, 2007

sperm donor

The top or pitcher in the act of fellatio.

Willie almost managed to swallow the whole load of choad, but the sperm donor made such a large deposit to the Linda Lovelace fund, that some dribbled down his chin.

by Niemand of Chaos May 13, 2005

Trap Door

A pair of pants or shorts with a zipper or hole in the back. Making insertion of genitalia easier.

Did you guys see her pants today? It looks like there is a Trap door there.

by Poonsweat August 19, 2007

Banging like a dunny door in a thunderstorm

Having sexual relations vigorously.

'Oh man I saw the grossest thing last night.'
'Oh, dude, what happened?'
'I walked in on my room mate.'
'I bet that would have been spectacular.'
'Banging like a dunny door in a thunderstorm.'

by theodore20 November 2, 2005

door knob nipples

a woman or man whos nipples are very similar is shape, texture and appearance to door nobs. ie. they are smallish at the base and then get a lot larger twards the end of the nipple. they appear swollen, as if people have tried to open something with them, like a knob.

"woaaah, check out the knob nipples on her!"
"she has door knob nipples"
"those nipples look like they could open doors"

by kirk lizard 9 January 4, 2009