Dirty Thurston

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.

Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!

by Jerry jamm May 21, 2015

dirty jamilly

When you put apple sauce on your asshole and let and skater lick it clean while playing games on his DS while saying oof. Then you shove his dick in your ear while you have a leaf blower blow on your clit

I did the dirty jamilly last night with treebranch, leaf blower, and julian.

by Gotm_oof October 1, 2017

Dirty Puma

Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have otherwise mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. Because of this, the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party.
Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis Birkenstocks.

Patron: So... do you think you make me triple layered soy half-caff carmel macchiato with non-dairy whip?
Or is that too much for ya, big guy?

Barista: I can do that... but you should really try our trademark triple-shot "Dirty Puma" with sprinkles... on the house!

by flashsync007 March 28, 2011

Dirty Lucien

When you take sex one step further from pleasing to ~aesthetically pleasing~. You will proceed to take pictures with a huji camera from behind.

“I’m feeling artsy and want to remember tonight, let’a try a Dirty Lucien”

by cheesy1517 April 15, 2020

Dirty Peruvian

Hey dirty Peruvian is when a woman farts cocaine up your nose

The hooker had a pile of cocaine on her butthole and farted it up into my nose giving me a dirty Peruvian

by BigdaddD April 29, 2021

Dirty turnip

A name for the Australian five dollar note

Damn, all I have in my wallet is a dirty turnip, I've got to get rid of it. No one likes a dirty turnip!

by Sydneysider11 September 25, 2011

Dirty kalem

One sexy mother fucker who likes when there girl takes control and is more dominant than him. He likes being cuffed and slapped around but when he takes matters into his own hands he will rip u apart like how a lion devours it’s prey.

Bro I just finished with that dirty kalem, man it was a night to remember.

by A pee pee scared user July 21, 2021