dildophilia

a practice prevalent among lesbians in which one woman assumes the role of a male thrusting a dildo into the vagina of another woman.

The dykes practise dildophilia ad nauseam.

by uttam maharjan July 26, 2010

Dildo

A large (or small) object used through men and women or whatever gender you are to masturbate or as decorations on Halloween.

WOW!!! Look at all those spooky dildos!

by Niglet Raper June 21, 2016

Dildo

A female sex toy that you can put in the anus

I use a dildo when I'm lonely

by KingSavage997 April 25, 2017

Dildo

Dildo means a fake penis that girls/guys use.

Example: The Dildo I used last night went 12 inches deep in your mom.

by Madkso June 7, 2018

dildo

The piece of silicon your bitch is using when shes thinking or Michel b Jordan at night after you give her your mediocre shrimp dick making her wonder why shes with you .

"why you using that dildo babe we just had sex" (her) "yeah for like 2 seconds you limp dick bastard "

by nellyboi December 3, 2018

Polish Dildo

A frozen turd, used mainly by council estate scratters and impoverished Eastern Europeans.

I came home to find my wife whaling away on herself with a Polish Dildo. The house smelled like the shit house door on a Grimsby trawler.

by lordtippet June 23, 2017

dildo machine

a jammin hot band. dadilovedadohmyacoldheartisneverearly

i LOVE dildo machine!! im going to their concert may 24

by dildo_machine July 4, 2006