Dave

That dumbass person at work that lives here: 192.16.148.239

I fucking hate Dave.

by bigboyballs445 December 7, 2023

Bob and Dave

The 2 characters in all of my urban dictonary definitions, they appear together, or only one of them, they are sometimes seen as friends, sometimes seen as enemies, and their mainly just placeholder characters

Bob: Hi dave!
Dave: Hi bob!
Bob and Dave: We are Bob and Dave!

by the worst guy ever December 15, 2023

one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023

Getting Daved

the act of overpaying for something online and then never receiving it

I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!

by Honesty advocate July 31, 2023

Dave

retard

Dave is a retard

by The Government of Philippines August 11, 2023

Daved

The action of falling asleep while either streaming or being on a live call.

how wasted was I last night? I was streaming then all of a sudden I Daved out and woke up three hours later

by Paimon August 18, 2023

jammer Dave

Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.

Jammer Dave loves to mega jam tbh

by white girl with a tight pussy August 19, 2023