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Springy cunt

Oi! There's that springy cunt again!
by NaggerNick November 20, 2019
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Cunt Fee

A general term for taxes. Since the only beneficiaries of taxes are cunts. Be they social security cunts, civil servant cunts, scamming contractor cunts and so on.
Why is it that if I buy my iPad in London there is a cunt fee of 20%?
by BennyAllyface December 16, 2011
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cunt-martial

a court or a trial conducted in such court, where members of army of cunts are subjected to punishment if found guilty
Alice just got cunt-martialed for not being too cunty
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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cunted

Worse than fucked and coined by macca
Wow, your cunted (said to someone who just dropped a chainsaw on their face)
by thingsIlearnatssnowcamp July 8, 2010
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cunt

often used in Melbourne Australia as a term of endearment. someone can be a 'good cunt' or 'nice cunt' , possibly a 'loose cunt' involving too much alcohol or narcotics which can result in someone being called a 'messy cunt'. Rad cunt or a sick cunt is one of the best things a person can be called Melbourne.

a group of good, rad or sick cunts will often be referred to simply as cunts. this is not an attack on the group

Conversely in melboune being called a skeezy cunt is up there with being called a floge. it about as bad as it gets.
'The guys from queens of the stone age are here, the fucking sick cunt alert is going off' (awesome, good)

"we going for breakfast beers, invite ........"
'nah hes a skeezy cunt' (really bad)
by Edwardo666 December 2, 2018
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Cunt

Cunt
by Mimiof4 October 18, 2018
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Cunt

by Default6213 September 13, 2018
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