Skittles (Carson)

Skittles (Carson) is a funny, gorg, and optimistic lad. He is full of joy with the right amount of anger, which makes him better than the rest. He is very lovable 😫

Person 1: I was talking to my really amazing friend earlier, teehee🤭

Person2: What’s their name?

Person1: Skittles (Carson)!

by Skaty October 2, 2022

Alexander Carson

an amazing young man that has a beautiful smile, he is very pretty, loving and loyal. he is very protective for the people he loves and he is super duper cool. he loves to play fortnite, roblox and among us with his friends.

Alexander Carson is super duper cool.

by YOUR-MUM-LOSER November 2, 2022

Crackhouse Carson

A reference to the death of the frontman of the fictional band Insert Dumbass Name Here, Thomas Carson, who died via an overdose when he shot up ketamine in an abandoned house.

Person One: Shit bro, my homie died.
Person Two: How'd it happen?
Person One: Overdose.
Person Two: Heh. Crackhouse Carson.

by Wilbertothy3 December 22, 2022

Rust Console Edition

The most Dogshit and laggiest game on Console, You will get Offlined and BRUTALLY RAPED by everyone even Nakeds will Fuck you

Rust Console Edition is the Shittest game out there dude. It felt like I Got brutally raped and PTSD. FUCK THAT GAME, I might play tomorrow to Take L’s all day and get shat on by full kits 👍

by Monkeysasshole March 21, 2023

The Carson Effect

The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).

Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.

by Lectoex July 9, 2023

Hollow Consolation

Yes but men aren't deselecting women for lack of blonde hair blue eyes I mean... You know it's not the same, right?

Hym "Ho! That! That is close! The hair's a little long but, yeah, that's dead on. Intersectional Jesus! Anywho... Hollow consolation! I'm not good enough for retard sex-cult so I have to have 'values.' It's horseshit. I mean, they're already prostituting themselves (basically). You all just collectively shifted the prostitution up ONE level of abstraction and called it 'Hypergamy' and rather than paying them directly you just 'grant them access TO your money' and it's the same fuckin thing. Just as transactional except it artificially inflates the value of the sex because it's literally illegal to undercut the 'rich people prostitution' with 'appropriately priced prostitution.' So, no... Values are dumb."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

Dirty Colson

A dirty Colson is basically where you cosplay as batman in a sombrero hat at your grandmas house whilst having the dirty tango.

yo man i totally did a dirty colson with that girl gina yesterday

by cheekytexasbabylicious69 May 20, 2023