Computer Fat

The act of being extremely lazy whilst being on the computer, Viewing everything your friends try to show you as; annoying, an annoyance, or waste of time.

Guy 1)Dude check out this sweet video!

Guy 2)OMG! dude what do you want! I'm trying to watch the olympics. AKA Computer Fat.

by Silvel2 October 11, 2008

Computer Mouth

Bad breath resulting from sitting in front of one's computer too long. It is very similar to morning breath.

Husband return home from work and leans in to kiss his wife. "What a long day. I sat at my computer and didn't move for 8 hours," he says. Wife replies, "WOW! you're not kidding, you've got a serious case of computer mouth. You should go brush your teeth before you think about kissing me."

by Matthew Michael Wesley October 17, 2008

Computer View

In film, the shot where people are looking into the camera as if it were a computer.

My favorite part of the scene was the computer view the director used in the beginning.

by Ross Alagna January 16, 2009

Computicating

When a guy and girl that are in a relationship only talk throught the computer (aim,msn,etc) and through texting. Without actual verbal contact like the phone and especialy in person. This usually shows you a really bad relationship with two prudes. And the guy probably has no balls to talk to her. Relationships should never be like this and are doomed from day 1.

Joe: my new girlfriend is so hot
Max: have you ever even talked to her?
joe:....no
Max: nice computicating.

by rockafelllaaaaa March 24, 2009

computeratated

Having an excessive amount of time with or related to computers.

She is always on FaceBook! She is sooo computeratated!

by computerdude June 17, 2009

Computwit

An individual who, when asked to "cut and paste" a file, physically excises the portion of the screen with a scalpel, adds fish paste then sticks it back on where they want it to go.

Computwit1: I'll just cut and paste this onto the floppy

Computwit2: Gently does it

Computwit1: Into the VCR it goes

Computwit2: Wait it's not dry!!!!

Computwit1: Shut up the film is starting

by kyryn June 28, 2009

compuhopeless

A person who may never learn all the tricks an expensive computer can do.

I spent a lot of money for my new computer, but I find that I may always be compuhopeless.

by madamekelly December 2, 2009