cock smock

a paper towel, tissue, pizza box or any other drapery used to keep the lap dry during a road-spank. Typically a hole is punched through the center of the paper towel through which one's member is passed. The user is then free to flog without worry of stained pants, after which the load is wrapped in the smock and discarded at the next rest stop or fast-food restaurant.

On my last drive across Wyoming, I must have burned through 5 cock smocks.

by Reuben Lo August 17, 2006

Cock AshTray

A sexually promiscuous female, who has engaged in intercourse with many partners.

Look, There goes the cock ashtray. The what Ya Know cock ashtray everyone rubs one out

by [e-mail] February 2, 2007

Cro-Cock

A man who has the biggest cock in the universe.

To be naturally extremley well endowed with a very large penis, or geneticly having a lineage of croatian ancestry.

"Im half cro, from the waste down".
This mans penis is twice the size of an african american penis.

Yo whats up with your girl why can't she walk ?

Nah its cool G , she just got hit up with my cro-cock!

Man its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, what the fuck..Yo I heard she got hit up by that cro-cock.

by Cro-Cock! July 7, 2010

Cock Polish

i) The saliva of a woman (or gay man)

ii) The saliva of an ass kissing co-worker

iii) The saliva of any senior HR employee

After a girl spits on Rodney while speaking to him

Rodney: "Watch it bitch, you're getting your cock polish all over me"

by The Rockit February 10, 2010

cock anchor

a women in an sexual relationship with a man who steals him away from his friends and family by the mesemerizing power of her sexual prowess.

See also pussy control
See also girlfriend
See also succubus
See also love

Ever since Rich got that new cock anchor of his, we haven't seen or heard from him in months.

by Jen December 28, 2004

cock gloss

When a girl wearing lipstick sucks your cock and smears a coat of glossy goodness over your cum dribbling goat slinger.

Justin had to wash his cock in the morning because Jason's mom gave him cock gloss.

by justin and chris August 19, 2006

rats cocks

An exclamation or ejaculation expressing disquiet, disgust or disappointment with a given situation. "Rats arses" is an acceptable substitute for more polite occasions.

As in "Rats' cocks! That was my last fag."
Or simply "Rats' cocks!" when, for example, treading in a dog shite.

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004