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Clock-Noose

When a person, usually your spouse or in-law, tries to pin you down to a certain time even though they know certain aspects are out of your control and they are pretty aware you will be not arriving when they want you to.

After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
Wife: So what time will you be home tonight?
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm

The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
by Thejuice April 9, 2013
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THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear
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clock

Clocks have pointers called hands, but personally I think they should be called fingers instead.
clocks can tell time.
I like clocks.
by sushi & mars December 24, 2020
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Clock block

Similar to cock block. When your boss sends you home for the rest of the week just a few hours short of overtime.
Bill: You working this weekend?
Joe: No, I got clock blocked, 38 hours. I work again on Monday.
by Blue Collared July 1, 2011
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Clock It

"Clock it bitch you perpin" "lele told ziaaa to clock it after 20 minutes of arguing"
by Good wap 😩 January 30, 2024
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Clock Spider

An outdated meme that has somehow begun trending again for no discernable reason.
John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.
by CallousedCalcium December 12, 2016
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Adam clocking

The art of scratching ones face until they bleed. This art is preformed when one is angered.
My sister took the last slices of pizza so I Adam clocked her

He told me to hit him but i would rather use adam clocking
by Trueandhonestdefintions March 30, 2019
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