chode

a short, fat dick

Hayzey is a chode. as he is, short, fat, and is a dick.

by **** *** September 10, 2003

chode

when a dude is hung like a tuna can

dude i have a chode

by mobli home October 23, 2008

Chode

1. A guy who puts hoes before bros, rather that bros before hoes.

2. Someone who is regularly choding off
2. A penis that is wider than it is long.

Jamie: Where's Dave?
Tom: Off with his girlfrien.
Jamie: Dave's such a chode.

Steve: Is Dave with his girlfriend again?
Matt: Yeah, he's always choding off.

by Clocked May 7, 2010

Chode

See also: Choad, Gooch

The space between your balls and your butthole. Smells like my brother's bedsheets.

His forehead looks and feels like a chode, good sir.

by B-Drac July 26, 2003

Chode Blower

A person who prefers short stubby dick and especially likes to blow on them too. Also a total whore or an idiot.

Corey: Man, my dick looks like the short side of a summer sausage.

Kelsi: I'd still blow it...

Corey: You chode blower! Let's go.....

by NikoG October 23, 2008

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long; someone fatter than they are tall

His chode was to small for the condem

by Daniel chill June 12, 2011

chode baby

When a female is recieving anal sex and the man pulls out leaving his sperm to run down her chode and impregnate her.

"Man, I was hittin that ho and we made a chode baby"

"Man, you a chode baby!"

"Your daddy's shit rolled down your mama's chode"

by audry and alana October 23, 2007