stimulant check

when you spend your stimulus check on stimulants

hey yo i just got my stimulant check

by stimmycheck420 March 13, 2021

Slovakian Checkers

The intimate but secretive action of asserting one’s dominance by using ones upper body muscles and limbs to hang from the top bunk of a bunk bed, while allowing the erect genitalia to dangle with droop into the lower bunk section. This action is most likely and usually done while watching irregular forms of pornography until profusely ejaculating onto the person or subject in the lower bunk section. This action is always finished with the subject (ejaculator) sneakily crawling down from the top bunk onto the subject (ejaculated) to whisper in the (ejaculated) subjects ear “checkmate” to finish the game.

“Mom I woke up with mad glizzy juice on my face, I swear dad was playing Slovakian checkers last night”.

by DR Shotta May 12, 2021

mod check

a synonym for looking around, usually in an uncomfortable situation.

person 1: omg your ex just slid into my dms!

person 2: mod check

by archietelf November 19, 2021

puss check

It’s when you suspect your girlfriend and or wife of messing around. One checks the puss for any skullduggery.

My girlfriend was out late and came home walking funny. I made a puss check for any foreign seaman.

by Jrlovebone February 24, 2022

HOE CHECK-KING

The BEST at keeping the workplace dry and making you feel like an idiot even when you are right about something.
aka Jeremiah Shaddy

J: Your heads down but i know Jesus isn't what you are looking for.
H: you aren't sending me orders...its not my fault...
J: Learned that lesson huh
D: Now that's hoe check-king

by Hoe check prince April 19, 2022

Fact-checker

A Propagandist working for a company that pretends to find the facts to various stories and claims. They often spread misleading and or false information for a group or Government. They will often use semantics and nitpicking to label a part of a statement that has little or nothing to do with the point the statement was trying to express, so that they can label it as false in their headline to make those who just see only the headline think the entire statement was false.

The Fact-checker claimed Ashley's Biden diary claiming sexual abuse by Joe Biden did not exist and was Russian propaganda but then Joe Biden had the FBI try to seize the diary from the Journalists proving that it did exist and that the Fact-checker was lying.

by NorthKoreanSlave July 4, 2022

Blue check yourself

Verb

You're so wrong and crazy with the shit you do and say that you need to pay to get verified.

First said by comedian Josh Johnson on Hold Up podcast with Dulcé Sloan on 11/3/2022

Look, check yourself. Me check myself?! Go blue check yourself!

by Alt Deadpool November 3, 2022