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Captain Dangler

A slang word often used to reference to someone containing an abnormal or misshapen penis.
by chapsta July 6, 2007
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Captain boomerang

Dc villain known to have most useless weapon enemy of the flash
I heard the flash fought captain boomerang last week... it was like 15 seconds og nc
by しゅじん November 5, 2021
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Captain Camambro

1) One who drinks copious amounts of alcohol, usually rum.
2) A fictional pirate who stabs his enemies in the throat, usually due to their failure to drink copius amounts of rum.
3) See also Camambro
1) I am a regular CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO! Why, just last night I drank 2 litres of Appleton Rum!
2) If you don't drink that mickey, CAPTAIN CAMAMBRO will slit your throat!
by Capatain Camambro September 8, 2006
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captain semen

James.

James is a captain.. and a seaman... therefore he is captain semen.
captain semen is the best captain ever!
by 007tellie007 March 18, 2016
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CAPTAIN DUCK

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020
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Captain Granite

Captain Granite, urban God, is a guy who's head is as hard as it sounds. All to protect his tiny little brain for any more brain damage.

He rather goes through a wall instead of around it. Doesn't take no for an answer.

Better not to mess around with because, he is like a ton of bricks falling from the heavens.

Where he thinks that he belongs. Next to Zeus.
I met Captain Granite once, and I am still waiting for this nightmare to pass. It's like living in a tomb.
by Repesteeltje May 11, 2011
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Captain's Rank

When a woman has camel toe while wearing a military uniform. The Camel Toe resembles the double bars of the rank of Captain.
"Hey check out that chick in the tight pants"

"I'd stand at attention for that Captain's Rank"
by SGT Cricket November 24, 2011
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