Cuddle Trouble

When "Netflix and Chill" turns into a fuck trophy and child support.

Jan's cuddle trouble wont stop crying and shitting it's pants.

by Francakes May 5, 2016

cuddle cult

A group of hot chicks that like to cuddle

Guy1: Is that the cuddle cult
Guy 2: obviously,cuz there all hot

by taytay tot September 13, 2016

Cuddle Poison

a fresh load resulting from what was thought to be an innocent cuddle session cum semen jizz

I thought I would just sneak out in the morning...next thing I knew there was a load of cuddle poison on my chest.

by seventeen thirty-eight September 6, 2016

cuddle of death

When great effort is rewarded by the internet with unexpected and tremendous support through social media exposure and embracing of product/goods or services.

*Dude those Findlay hats are incredible, share it on reddit so they can get a cuddle of death.
**Im sure those upvotes translate to sales, hope they can keep up with the surge of orders.

by trendforcaster June 12, 2016

Candle cock

Any condition that leads to your penis having the sensation of a burning tip.

I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.

by DonAdrianoDeArmando May 25, 2016

cuddle smash

When you smash right after you cuddle. Hence, cuddle smash.

Dude A: "Bruh, me and that girl totally cuddle smashed last night."
Dude B: "Bruh, nice bruh."

by GnomeJesus May 15, 2016

Candlewick

Someone who is fake, steals bf/gf, plays with your feelings, a ho, and someone who brags a lot.

Anne: Omg, did you see these cute little shoes I got?
Josey: Omg, I like.
Mr: stfu you two candlewicks!

by A_Drunk_Pillow July 3, 2016