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Lonely male virgins between the ages of 15 and 55 who watch the girls' cartoon "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" either because it's cute and stupid like most things that lonely virgins fall in love with, or because they can flaunt their knowledge of the show to attract 8 year old girls to their mothers' basements for rape and cupcakes (except without the cupcakes).
Tim: "Hell yeah, man! New episode of My Little Pony!"
Jim: "Bro-hoof!"
Tim: "Yeah man, we are such bronies!"
Jim: "Forever alone...
Bronies by VladiMatt August 18, 2011

notification brownies 

two words smashed together to define notifications recieved on facebook. it adds an extra zing to notifications allowing for one to say the word, without harm to other's egos.
"zomygod, I commented a really good pic of you and i got so many damn notification brownies."

Brownish taxi 

When you take a girl to the bar and you both get too intoxicated to drive, so you call for a taxi and then have anal sex inside the cab on the ride back to your place.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Harold and Amy's brownish taxi last night?!"

Person 2: "Yeah man next time someone has to ride bitch seat they aren't going to be happy about the shit streak."
Brownish taxi by arice69 May 10, 2011

browning reed 

A Korean sexual practice that involves the eating of the ass (항문을 핥는) followed by a sensual clarinet glissando performed by the ass-eater (갈색 혀를 가진 사람).
Mike: Dude, why does your clarinet smell so weird?

Jun Ho: Brooo, my bad, J and I have been really into browning reed lately. I'd tell you to try it, but you're not Korean so go fuck yourself.
browning reed by brownreed August 18, 2019

Georgia Browne 

Blonde Hair, Blue eyes. Crazzy sick lacrosse player. super sweet and tall. soo loveable. plays basketball and track too. shes the kindof girl who you love forever. an amazing person inside out. a beautiful soul. she is dedicated to God and Loves her Bestfriends.
"Bro, did you see Georgia Browne today"
"her ass be lookin fione"
"bro i know"
"she is amazing at lacrosse"
"and super sweet"
Georgia Browne by SMTMOFO October 13, 2011

Jason Browning 

Amazingly HOT, GORGEOUS, Incredible. The picture of perfection in the male species; uber male. The salt of the earth, wonderous in all things. AWE INSPIRING. Pure perfection.
John: "Someday I hope to be a Jason Browning".
Sally: "When I see a Jason Browning I cream myself".