Brandon Bearer

Very flirtatious but absolute shit at getting the bitches. Has nuts that sag past his ankles, has to drag those fuckers around like hes walking a dog. Has a sister who just so happens to be a babe. And his dad has a juicy ass. Continues to crush on girls with the names Haylee and Mikayla but is so far unsuccessful.

Did you see that guy's nuts in that porno, he looked like Brandon Bearer.

by TommyTwoChromosomes69 December 20, 2017

Brandon morin

He is the most perfect guy you could ever meet. He has absolutely no flaws, what so ever. He is funny, caring and sweet and super adorbale. He is so lovable and honestly just the best and there r no exact words to give him a description as perfect as he is.

That guy is almost as perfect as a Brandon morin. Almost.

by Celery man January 22, 2018

brandon white

After a few beers, you have a hankering for male genitalia

I definitely felt myself turning into a BRANDON WHITE last night after we slammed down that case of beer

by Real BS April 11, 2023

brandon crook

A brandon crook is when you're doing your girl from behind and fall asleep on top and inside of her

Susan: Jim got so drunk last night, we got back home and he pulled a brandon crook!

by baby_joker September 26, 2017

Brandon English

Very good in bed and loves when people say his name

He is Brandon English

by Yo133 April 7, 2019

brandon koifman

a soccer player that is the best at “gluck gluck 3000”. we officially have a recording of him sucking someone’s dingle dangle dongle...

“yooooo i wanna be a brandon koifman so so bad”

by uh.whore March 14, 2021

Brandon d

Brandon is a tuff white kid that plays three sports and thinks he hard. He goes on his phone all day and is the most goofy ass kid in our grade in williamsville.

Kid: hey Brandon ur pretty funny

Brandon: your gay
Everyone: hahaha

Brandon d is a asshole
Asshole

by Williamsville retards December 13, 2020