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dick in brain

When someone thinks too highly of themself.
“Betty I know you think I’m hot.”
“Jesus Chad, get you have dick in brain syndrome.”
by zzawesomeness June 5, 2018
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foreskin brain

The foreskin creates electrochemical signals that are communicated to much of the body, including the brain. Information about sensitivity, arousal, compassion and the importance of physical touch. Circumcised, they are all nonexistent or at least minimal.
There exists similar information at a website search for “penis brain” by wordpress.com but, I’m afraid it neglects to mention the equally important and powerful part that a healthy foreskin play’s in sexual and mental health.
The foreskin brain is key to sexual intercourse being a fully humane experience and not just an organismic relief.
by Restored2019 May 26, 2020
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vampire brain

1. (noun) a type of brain which functions best when the Sun is out

2. -ed (verb) to have planned or thought of at night time ONLY.

3. -ed (adj) a person who has vampire brain; a person who functions best at night; a person whose brain shuts down when the suns comes out; a genius at night
Examples:

Don't talk to Harry in the morning, you won't get any good ideas from him. He has a vampire brain.

"That movie was soooo awesome! I heard it was vampire brained."

The vampire brained girl panicked. She was running out of time, the sun was about to rise and her article wasn't finished yet.
by SlightlyBipolar August 13, 2011
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Brain Porn

Brain Porn is any piece of information that makes you interested, curious, and ultimately smile.

It sometimes sparks a feeling of wonder when thinking about what you will be able to do with it.

Brain Porn is often found in software, TV shows, movies, articles, videos, research papers and so on.
An article about how they made the Mars Rover landing is Brain Porn!

Generative AI and the ability to create images from text is Brain Porn!

Learning a new programming language is Brain Porn!

Reading a classical music score is Brain Porn!

"How It's Made" Discovery TV show - Brain Porn!
by tool3 October 3, 2022
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Brain-is-on-fire

1. When a person"s worldly problems involving time or money, not to be confused with emotional/spiritual issues, reach a point where the brain can no longer function without intense consternation and worry.
1. "I am not making enough money, and I am going to run out soon, my brain-is-on-fire."

2. "Ernest can't be reached right now, he is having business troubles, his brain-is-on-fire."

3. "We need to have this finished by week's end, however, it will take much longer, our brains-are-on-fire."
by View Man March 8, 2012
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boy brain

not thinking beyond your dick or your stomach about the impact of your actions on other people
my boyfriend doesn't realize it's our anniversary today. he is suffering from boy brain.
by truthbombdropper March 18, 2014
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brain licking

by Keisha Valous December 7, 2015
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