Child blind

When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.

Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.

by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023

Blind Whale

When you fuck a fat chick and then you nut in her eyes; you then leave quietly leave so she has to look for a towel on her own and she’ll be calling out to you, Since she’s fat she’ll be bumping into shit and Knocking stuff over like a giant land mammal

Me: I’m bout to blind that fat chick with my jizz

Him: oh blind whale

by Yung_virgin October 23, 2019

Scrabble Blindness

Synonym for Target Fixation: Where you become so focused on one thing you inadvertently ignore the rest, usually to your detriment.

He had 3 playable words right there in front of his face but he obviously didn't see them because he was so busy trying to use high point value letters that he lost the Scrabble game due to Scrabble Blindness.

by AmadeuS469 October 27, 2019

colour blind test

stop, this isn't a browser >:(

if you want a colour blind test use Google Chrome

by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021

The blind robbing the blind

When you have a willing buyer and a willing seller and no money there is a hole in the asset market.

When someone ignorant tries to steal from someone else ignorant

Did you see any of the blind robbing the blind?

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 11, 2021

sugar blind

The loss if sight due to diabetes.

I knew she would go sugar blind. Her favorite meal was a mashed-potato sandwich.

by timmerfee September 21, 2021

blind transfer

An incredibly satisfying act in which you send a caller to another line, extension, location, etc. with no prior conversation with the receiving end of the transfer. Most useful for sending off callers who have no business on your specific line, and you have no desire to speak with whoever the call is being passed onto.

Some customer called our store instead of the store across the street from them, so I blind transferred the caller to the correct number. The receiving store can have fun with that.

by rontgen October 16, 2021