sweaty biscuit

A game played when a group of men jerk off in a circle formation onto a biscuit (later referred to as the “jizzcuit”) and the last one to finish consumes the snack.

Don’t play “sweaty biscuit” if you’re on a low-sodium diet.

by Jizzcuit February 27, 2018

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skimmin' biscuits

when you are occupied and you get a phone call but you don't want the caller to find out what you are doing.
eg. "can't talk right now i'm skimmin biscuits"

i was skimmin' biscuits last night, boayz

by wee tamuel October 14, 2008

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When someone ejaculates in another person's ass and doesn't stop, mixing the jizz and feces into a buttery substance. Afterwards, the person churning pulls out and wipes the "butter" on the cheeks of the churned.

Jon: "Yo! I'm going to be Buttering the Biscuits today!"
Davie: "Nice!"

by Biscuit Butterer December 14, 2021

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Filter Biscuit

fil•ter bis•cuit :
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.

“She looks pretty in all her pictures, but in real life she’s a filter biscuit”

“I’m about to pick up this filter biscuit and she gon give me a trip to Boston, and we gon do it like we the hardest out”

by SleepingLadysOnlySon September 22, 2020

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Knowledge Biscuit

A nugget of golden wisdom that someone graciously gives you from their mouth to your ears. Also to be exclaimed after dropping said knowledge biscuit.

"I just dropped a knowledge biscuit on your ass."

"Dude did you know Hitler had a huge farting problem? KNOWLEDGE BISCUIT!"

by iamahab April 15, 2012

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