Rachel Beach

A sexy person, who always has a big penis.

"Look at the bulge in her pants."
"Yeah that's Rachel Beach's penis."

by asclkndkla May 29, 2013

christies beach

Cool place, but druggies will chase you and try to steal your shoes if they don't make their bus. Watch out cause those cunts are pissed. Had to hide in the school there once at like 1:00am cause some bitch wanted my thongs and got here 500 children to go looking for me. Also where everyone gets spray paint and crap.

Hey dad some chick just tried to steal my shoes and I had to hide in the school until she and her offspring left "well thats christies beach for ya"

by monmon555 December 12, 2013

Canadian beach

A nudist beach. Named this way due to the large amount of "beavers" and "logs".

1: I went to the best Canadian beach yesterday!
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh

by Alvarortor September 14, 2015

Long beach lampshade

When a person lights a candle and spreads thy anus while squatting over said flame and clenching thy cheeks to extinguish the flame

Allyssa got me to do a long beach lampshade and i burned my ass

by Peejuan February 14, 2017

Night Beach

Going to the beach at night to more than likely have sex with a person of the opposite sex.

Lloyd: "Im Going to Night Beach"

Leon: "congrats your about to get laid"

by Clean Blind Blunt July 25, 2018

Miami Beach of Texas

Beach that resembles Miami but in the great state of Texas

Let’s get our salads tossed at The Miami Beach of Texas

by Dorinda69 September 1, 2018

Myrtle Beach Nerds

Owners of the greatest podcast on the internet. They talk about all sorts of stuff and they post a few times a week. Check them out wherever podcasts are available. Just search ‘myrtle beach nerds’ on any podcast engine and subscribe on itunes!

Joe: hey you ever listen to the myrtle beach nerds podcast?
Mary: never heard of them.
Joe: I knew I should have f*#@ed your sister instead.

by MyrtleBeachNerds March 2, 2019