8th Base 

having a three some with an alien

kevin and kassandra went to 8th base with E.T

8th Base by ue highschool December 22, 2009

Baseball Bat 

An obnoxious and unforgivably large erection that's impossible to hide in any pair of pants. If you want to walk with a baseball bat, you have to use the old hand-in-pocket trick to hold it down.

- "Hey, man. Why'd you need to stay after class?"
- "I had a baseball bat. Needed to wait it out..."

Baseball Bat by Yevs October 14, 2011

baked lay 

Refers to an act of sexual intercourse during which the speaker was under the influence of marijuana.

Jessie and Joe got so stoned last night, then they took their clothes off and had a baked lay.

baked lay by Al Hakayfak October 5, 2009

Baseball boobs 

When a guy uses his dick to hit a girls boobs back and forth.

I can't believe she let me play baseball boobs with her last night!

Baseball boobs by TranceItUp December 7, 2009

baked in the cake 

1) a situation that is so involved and interwoven which is basically impossible to be fully extricated
2) Something which is so obvious or basically impossible to avoid
3) already reflected in a stock's market price by the expected information such as projected earning or unconfirmed news report

A serious global recession is baked in the cake
The dilemma of long-lasting unemployment rate is baked in the cake
The interest hike at the Fed's next meeting is baked in the cake

baked in the cake by vanderpol September 5, 2010

8th Base 

Not quite 9th base which is strangling whilst doing anal. Naturally 8th base is any sexual act that involves cowboy spurs and a car battery.

Guy 1: Dude we got to 8th base last night.
Guy 2: That is so awesome!
Guy 1: No ... she wores the spurs ...

8th Base by pablothelama October 16, 2014

Baked Alaskan Pipeline 

When you have anal intercourse while using rubbing alcohol as lubricant. The giving party then takes a lighter and lights the receiving party's b-hole on fire.

Billy B's girl needed a skin graph after he gave her a Baked Alaskan Pipeline.

Baked Alaskan Pipeline by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014