BAIDS

Acronym for Butt AIDS A highly virulent variant of AIDS which is transmitted on SIGHT. The virus then enters your colon and within two months results in you turning into a dinosaur.

Carter: Hey, did you hear that Jon contracted BAIDS?

Wei-Shin: No shit? How's he doing?

Carter: He's a dinosaur now, so...

by Anismus Prime September 30, 2012

bass clarinet

A bass clarinet is a musical instrument. For the uninitiated, a bass clarinet resembles a regular clarinet, but it's shaped a little more like a saxophone and sounds a little more like a cow.

Boy 1: Did you hear that cow?
Boy 2: That's actually a recording of my bass clarinet recital.
Boy 1: Great... um... I think I hear my mom calling...

by Fred Durst jr. December 14, 2008

Poser bands

a poser band is a trying hard to be 'heavy metal' or 'punk'
such as panthera, metallica or sum 41

dude1:dude, sum41 is teh r0><0rs!omfgrolforlf
dude2:my music rapes you poser bands a new asshole!

by teh one May 13, 2005

bassbins

speakers in a car. often very loud, with emphasis on the bassline.

Mash up ya bassbins.
Mate, check out my new bassbins, I've just got them fitted

by tech-head November 28, 2005

Bass Booster

When a male or female presses their anus against a female's vagina and farts inside or onto it, thus resulting in a bass boosted or flubby sound.

Damn, that was a sexy bass booster.

We are gonna try the bass booster tonight.

by Shadowman727 April 10, 2020

death bass

a bass so deep and low-tuned, that everytime you hear it you can taste death - blood and vinegar

the death bass was started by the bassist of the heavy metal grunge band korn, when they ordered custom 7 string basses made just for them.

today, many other heavy metal/grunge bands have picked up the death bass sound.

holy shit, the death bass at that korn concert was drilling the wax out of my ears

by butt_muffin May 24, 2006

Super Bass

A song by Niki Minaj, the title of which is rife with bitter irony. As if using a sad excuse for a bass line wasn't enough, she also had the nerve to place almost no booty shots in the music video. Everyone is still searching for that low end which is supposedly so amazing.

Guy 1: Hey, this song's kinda cool. What's it called?

Guy 2: Super Bass!

Guy 1: Huh? Weird name for it... It has like the least bass of any song they've played tonight.

Guy 2: I know right? But I'm drunk so I don't care.

Guy 1: Word.

by Deliberate Lies July 31, 2013