Anything that sucks, but is still "Better than AIDS". BAIDS is the natural counterpart to WAIDS, which is anything "Worse than AIDS."
Chupa: Did you actually sleep with that bogan?
Loopa: Uh... maybe...
Chupa: You totally just landed yourself a nasty case of BAIDS.
Loopa: Uh... maybe...
Chupa: You totally just landed yourself a nasty case of BAIDS.
by hoe dee doe December 27, 2011

Go wash your hands. You probably picked up some BAIDS on the way home.
I broke my ankle last year. It was pretty bad, but at least it was BAIDS.
I broke my ankle last year. It was pretty bad, but at least it was BAIDS.
by Joe McGoat June 02, 2010

Acronym for Butt AIDS A highly virulent variant of AIDS which is transmitted on SIGHT. The virus then enters your colon and within two months results in you turning into a dinosaur.
Carter: Hey, did you hear that Jon contracted BAIDS?
Wei-Shin: No shit? How's he doing?
Carter: He's a dinosaur now, so...
Wei-Shin: No shit? How's he doing?
Carter: He's a dinosaur now, so...
by Anismus Prime September 30, 2012


by Pwincezz February 12, 2009

by Rental December 15, 2006

Hiker 1: You Shouldnt Eat That.
Hiker 2: STFU. Its My Beaver
Hiker 1: Okayy whatever when you get BAIDS dont come crying to me.
Two years later Hiker 2 died of BAIDS.
Hiker 2: STFU. Its My Beaver
Hiker 1: Okayy whatever when you get BAIDS dont come crying to me.
Two years later Hiker 2 died of BAIDS.
by Jaynen July 13, 2007
