astrogyny

(n., orig. astrogynecology) Used to describe an invented compound word, derived of two completely unrelated words, which has no apparent meaning. Once such a word receives an appropriate meaning, it is no longer considered an astrogyny.

Hydropenis is an astrogyny.
Skyscraper is not an astrogyny.
Dumbass is no longer an astrogyny.

by Bad Chicken December 9, 2008

astronaut food

A person who you are not in a relationship with but could always have the ability of being in a relationship. Much like astronaut food that person will never go stale or tired of waiting for their love to be requited.

Samantha: I am so lonely maybe I should just go out with Ian.
Francesca: yeah, he's your "astronaut food" , he's been in love with you for like 2 years!

by flubber-monkey jones December 24, 2008

Astral Metal

Although it is not an official category, it would refer to a subgenre within heavy metal which aims to take the listener into an emotional journey, using, to do so, many distinct musical influences, from Ambience music to black/death/doom metal. "Astral Metal" was first used to refer to Maudlin of the Well (maudlin of the Well) as for their genre, but the Encyclopaedia Metallum and Metalstorm, among countless other metal websites, list them under "Avant-Garde Metal".

maudlin of the Well is (or isn't) Astral Metal.

by Poltergeist June 22, 2012

Astronauting

When you stick your thumb up the ass and your middle finger up the vagina of a woman and toss her, off into a pool, down a bowling alley, or into the air in general. "Up, up and away!"

Astronauting was Joey's favorite activity until he lost his thumb in the war.

by Doctor Rospunknick April 13, 2013

Aster

AMAZING.Tho she can't spell or run.

She's such an aster

by lolfacechungus June 7, 2019

Fagastronomy Astruddlenopolis

A study upon gay activities in a wiener shaped village full of flamboyant men

I am currently in Fagastronomy Astruddlenopolis!

by Foxbutt October 30, 2008

Taking Astro for a Walk

Looking like you're working, with no chance of any kind of productivity.

A reference to George Jetson walking the family dog, Astro, on a treadmill.

Eric: Hey, Dan is working hard on those business processes.
Sharon: You watch, he won't deliver anything
Eric: You mean, he's just taking Astro for a walk?

by BlueLew January 14, 2010