Apple Shackle

This is the term used for when someone is faced with Apple's incredibly closed environment. Like lack of games, Lack of functionality inside corporate networks, Closed usage of itunes, etc.

Stupid iTunes wont let me authorize my friends iPod......freaking Apple Shackle!

by BlazingAlbino September 21, 2009

eli apple

A blind cornerback who tweets better than he covers a wide receiver.

Is Eli Apple guarding me? That’s an easy touchdown.

by MiloBasscoming4urASS February 15, 2022

Apple Coring

Its where you stick your hand up someones arse, grab a handful of insides, and rip them out

Man...Sov hated Hunty so much for shitting on his Pizza, I saw him Apple coring him later that night

by Pappa Sov September 23, 2021

apple crescents

A fried fruit slice which embodies the quality of being clutch. They are delicious and always come through when they're needed.

Dude, you scored the winning goal. That is clutch like apple crescents!

by The L Train March 8, 2008

Mongooses Apple

To possess inhuman speed in Liverpool.

Only BP is quicker than a Mongooses Apple

by Rohlee Johlee September 15, 2006

apple computer

A popular computer, up there with Microsoft and PC. Fun to kick down the stairs because of their crappiness (read: freezes up every 0.0000000005 seconds)

Hey guys! Let's go bowling with my new Apple computer!

by RatchetBoo July 6, 2003

apple computer

Has-been computer company with a cult-like following. Great graphics, not compatible with anything (see proprietary). Would have been a good computing system for beginners had Microsloth not stolen some of its ideas. Overpriced, doomed to go the way of the Atari and Commodore. Makes a great boat anchor.

Steve was really pissed off when he found out Bill took his idea for Windows and started developing software for IBM instead of Apple computers.

by ezmoneyman July 1, 2003