An unstoppable pair the cute , short and smart one while her best friend the tall football star is a dangerous and respected man where he’s from The 2 will end up providing eachother constantly happy vibes and good advice and show lots of love always , A match made in heaven they say .
2 good ole people in Florida from different parts of the world
2 good ole people in Florida from different parts of the world
by Tombrady30 October 18, 2019
Get the Andy and Biancamug. When you unleash a bowel movement so vile, so cataclysmically foul, that it feels like your very soul is trying to evacuate your body. This isn’t just a poop—it’s an exorcism. The second it leaves you, the toilet groans in protest. The walls absorb the trauma. The air thickens to the consistency of expired gravy. Birds outside fall silent. Somewhere, a distant car alarm goes off.
The consistency? Indescribable. It’s like hot magma mixed with expired pudding, with a splash zone so extensive it makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident. You try to wipe, but each pass of the toilet paper only seems to spread the damage. It’s like trying to dry off in a hurricane with a single tissue. Your fingers make accidental contact. The toilet paper roll trembles in fear.
Your only option? Full-scale biohazard containment. You strip down to your very essence, stepping into the shower like a war refugee. The water turns brown on impact. You scrub with a level of desperation usually reserved for crime scene cleanups. The drain begins to gurgle—even it wants no part of this. You question your diet, your life choices, and whether you need to alert the CDC.
Even after the scalding shower, you don’t feel clean. The ghost of this dump lingers in your soul. Your bathroom will never be the same. Your dignity is lost forever.
The consistency? Indescribable. It’s like hot magma mixed with expired pudding, with a splash zone so extensive it makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident. You try to wipe, but each pass of the toilet paper only seems to spread the damage. It’s like trying to dry off in a hurricane with a single tissue. Your fingers make accidental contact. The toilet paper roll trembles in fear.
Your only option? Full-scale biohazard containment. You strip down to your very essence, stepping into the shower like a war refugee. The water turns brown on impact. You scrub with a level of desperation usually reserved for crime scene cleanups. The drain begins to gurgle—even it wants no part of this. You question your diet, your life choices, and whether you need to alert the CDC.
Even after the scalding shower, you don’t feel clean. The ghost of this dump lingers in your soul. Your bathroom will never be the same. Your dignity is lost forever.
Janelle knew she had made a grave mistake when she ignored Michelle’s warning about the gas station sushi. An hour later, she was in Michelle’s bathroom, gripping the sink for dear life as she endured the most explosive, soul-shattering bowel event of her existence. The toilet begged for mercy. The walls absorbed the horror. When she finally stood up, she took one look at the devastation and realized—this wasn’t a simple wipe situation. This was a full-scale decontamination effort.
Janelle stepped into the shower, defeated. When she finally emerged, hair wet and eyes hollow, Michelle took one sniff of the air, gagged, and whispered, ‘Jesus, Janelle… you pulled an Andy.’”
Janelle stepped into the shower, defeated. When she finally emerged, hair wet and eyes hollow, Michelle took one sniff of the air, gagged, and whispered, ‘Jesus, Janelle… you pulled an Andy.’”
by dr.costco February 1, 2025
Get the Andymug. A fat dumbass that has a girl name often making disstracks on other people. He hates school and never does Homework to play games
by SpongeWard June 22, 2019
Get the Andimug. Someone who acts big, walks big, talks big, but in fact, trains arms way too often. An Andy boasts about how big his legs are although barely ever training them and using his history as a once "fat boy" which made his legs larger, as a boasting point. Usually Andy's use Insults and humour as a defence mechanism for his gut that he hides while breathing in, they are also renown for their supportive nature for their colleagues and training partners while they shout "nothing but a peanut" or "whooooo'ing" when they hit a new PB. We advise that you don't approach Andy's after a Protein Shake/Bar for 30 minutes for risk of toxic inhalation. Can often be found near EZ Curl bars and the Dumbbell Rack.
- I Hate that guy, he's such an Andy
- Yeah but he helped spot me and psych me up for my new Bench PB
- No Way, that's pretty sound for an Andy
- Yeah but he helped spot me and psych me up for my new Bench PB
- No Way, that's pretty sound for an Andy
by FSGremlin February 26, 2021
Get the Andymug. A term used in target archery when an archer shoots an arrow close to a scoring line and proceeds to call it in the higher scoring area when the rest of the shooting party identify the arrow as clearly being in the lower scoring area. The archer will then typically continue to protest for weeks or even months calling the arrow in and proclaiming the higher score.
by The Preseident December 22, 2023
Get the Andy Linermug. He’s a Indian Asian man who’s about 4’9, and his chubby cheeks (on his face) stick out he has so much rizz but he doesn’t use it. the only game he plays is Roblox and call of duty his glizzy is 30 feet long that’s what Tommy said. His glizzy is also like a tripod.
by Marqueefer February 22, 2024
Get the Andymug.