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Amish Colonic

The act of pumping water from a hand pump well into someone’s butthole. Then you have to siphon it out by sucking on a tube placed in said butthole.
Did the Amish Colonic on someone last night. I got some splash back and now I have pinkeye.
by Garagemahal May 11, 2025
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Anisha

Anisha is sooo fine and everyone wants her she is also incredibly smart. She can pull anyone she wants but you don’t want to mess with her. If you mess with her she will turn into a hybrid princess. She is also stronger than 100 men and could easily fight off a gorilla.
Person 1: Anisha is sooo fine sexyyy I want her
Person 2: yea she’s mine

Person 1: no, mine.
by chickenpotpiecooliosyea June 13, 2025
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amish hand job

An Amish hand job is when your partner uses their non dominant hand to perform. The result is a clumsy, sloppy, poorly gripped job such as an Amish person would give as they don’t know what they are doing.
“I’m so frustrated. I asked my wife for a hand job and she was not into it. She used her left hand so she could lay on her stomach and go to sleep. Felt like an Amish hand job.”
by Skilled sailor June 24, 2025
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Amish Mule

When a female is menstrating on Valentines day it is called an Amish Mule.

Also referred to as ‘Blood Punch’.

Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule.
Person 1: “ It will be a day of raw dogging and an Amish Mule.”

Person 2: “Should I start juicing now?”

Person 1: “No you don’t want to start until the day of Valentine’s Day or you risk not being ripe enough”

“Hey babe I hope youre okay with an Amish Mule this year.”

“YES!! I love blood punch!”
by Gerald Steve February 13, 2026
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Amish Worsh-Up

Every thirty days, The Amish (and Mennonite) men/boys and women/girls (if you’re them/theys, you’re shit outta luck) — they separate into two groups, pair off, and with homemade soap and well water, lather up each others’ private areas. The men go first; then the bucket (or trough) is passed to the women, and they do the best they can. Waste not, want not, Hezekiah and “Bath”-sheba .
Sodom Dettweiler: “Can you help me pass the sudsy trough and 350-year-old squeegee from the Old Country to Zipporah Diegenderfer? She wants to go first in the proud tradition of Amish worsh-up.

Carthage McFartface: “Hay Detwheeler, remembur yu got Phoebe Braunschweiger pregnant last munth.”

Sodom: “Oh right! Maybe I should go on my Rumspringa….Darn dagnabbit cheese n rice I don’t need another trip to the coat hanger maker.”

Carthage: “Damn straight.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne March 16, 2026
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Amish Ivy

When you get poison ivy from having role-play sex in the woods.
My boyfriend and I got Amish Ivy after I role-played as a desperate Amish woman and my boyfriend screwed my brains out in a field.
by FrequentC July 22, 2025
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Aisha R P

Words will never be enough to capture who she is but let me try.
She’s more than just charming, attractive, and beautiful; she has this quiet brilliance that shines. Though she'll probably never know… there’s a part of my heart that quietly belongs to her, a space no one else can fill.
I'm so happy when i see her working in the front of my desk. She must be Aisha R P.
by LegalConsultant July 23, 2025
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