a name short for alcohol, algae, arson, al dente, alfredo linguini, alonzo, aluminium and more.
a man with the name al is the horniest man of all. confessed to liking the taste of his boyfriend named Hyrum’s cum. not only does he vibe 24/7, he also tweets things like:
• “i love cake popping my pussy to cooking shows”
• “can transformers have boobs?”
• “take the couch, we still here”
• “ old man on crack bouta quarantine me more than the government”
(also lost his virginity in a church parking lost)
anyone named al is the best person ever, i recommend calling them right now and going and getting high in a field with them.
a man with the name al is the horniest man of all. confessed to liking the taste of his boyfriend named Hyrum’s cum. not only does he vibe 24/7, he also tweets things like:
• “i love cake popping my pussy to cooking shows”
• “can transformers have boobs?”
• “take the couch, we still here”
• “ old man on crack bouta quarantine me more than the government”
(also lost his virginity in a church parking lost)
anyone named al is the best person ever, i recommend calling them right now and going and getting high in a field with them.
Al: me and hyrum smoked in a fucking field and it was amazing
Max: HORNY MAN
Al: im gonna bury you straight up and down and make sure you are never found. i am not h o r n y. i am cool.
Max: HORNY MAN
Al: im gonna bury you straight up and down and make sure you are never found. i am not h o r n y. i am cool.
by catchmecrying April 12, 2020
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Based on Al Capone who was accused of racketeering but never convicted. He was arrested on trumped up charges of tax evasion.
Based on Al Capone who was accused of racketeering but never convicted. He was arrested on trumped up charges of tax evasion.
First Person: I thought you were in facebook jail after that thing you posted
Second Person: No. they deleted it and let me off with a warning.
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Second Person: No. they deleted it and let me off with a warning.
First Person: What? I shared it and now I'm not allowed to post for 3 days, you like the Al Capone of Facebook
by Cheatmaster786 February 10, 2020
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by Homey dawn February 27, 2020
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Yusuf al kaysani is the people I'd been taught to hate but now I married this man, no regret, said Nicoló di genova.
by Maghrib November 15, 2020
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