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annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god

a type of religious person who doesn't stop whining because you don't believe the same religion as them. follows you in public to show you their "sky daddy". harasses people for being LGBTQ+
DAMN MAN! did you see that annoying asshole who doesn't shut up about god earlier? he was following me to try to "pray the gay away". he said stuff like "Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve"
by bootleg_retard October 8, 2023
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Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025
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Smacked about

When somebody gets battered and embarrassed during a fight
Oh Katelyn’s a wee poof she got smacked about easy.
by JustAWeeEmoLassie July 2, 2018
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You’re thinking about it wrong

Ohohoho! Am I!? And what way is that?
The guy that Dr. JeepJorp says should be telling us what to do “It doesn’t matter that they’re being exploited and killings themselves. They don’t need to by the seeds. They don’t need to succeed. They don’t need to NOT be exploited. Shit, they don’t even need to live, my guy!”

An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”

That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”

Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”

The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”

Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”
by Hym Iam November 19, 2022
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That documentary about whales

Phrase (pejorative)

Used to identify and describe a corpulent individual without them noticing.
"Hey, have you seen that documentary about whales?
Check my 6 o'clock."
by eka.chester July 6, 2018
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Go to bed about it

Response when someone’s either acting like a child complaining about their life; or when someone is being overly dramatic about a minor inconvenience. Telling them they are acting like a child needing a nap, and no one really cares about the problem.
He complained to his coworker; I went bed an hour early just to wake up and hour early!

Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.
by Darc0n7 August 16, 2025
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Sink about it

When you think about it, but also let it sink in
Haven’t farted man:I haven’t even farted in 2 weeks man…

Has farted man: so what man?

Hasn’t farted man: 2 WEEKS! Sink about it!

Has farted man: no one says that

Hasn’t farted man: they will.
by JOJOisMANLY August 9, 2025
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