apple rape

The feeling you get after buying a apple product and realizing you have to buy new cables at apple full price to make your old peripheral equipment work (dvd dirve, usb devices, etc.).

I just bought a new IPhone and now I need to buy a apple headphone adapter to make my 600 dollar headphones work with this phone. I've just been apple raped.

by Quest1997 August 2, 2017

eli apple

A blind cornerback who tweets better than he covers a wide receiver.

Is Eli Apple guarding me? That’s an easy touchdown.

by MiloBasscoming4urASS February 15, 2022

Apple Coring

Its where you stick your hand up someones arse, grab a handful of insides, and rip them out

Man...Sov hated Hunty so much for shitting on his Pizza, I saw him Apple coring him later that night

by Pappa Sov September 23, 2021

Mongooses Apple

To possess inhuman speed in Liverpool.

Only BP is quicker than a Mongooses Apple

by Rohlee Johlee September 15, 2006

apple crescents

A fried fruit slice which embodies the quality of being clutch. They are delicious and always come through when they're needed.

Dude, you scored the winning goal. That is clutch like apple crescents!

by The L Train March 8, 2008

apple computer

A popular computer, up there with Microsoft and PC. Fun to kick down the stairs because of their crappiness (read: freezes up every 0.0000000005 seconds)

Hey guys! Let's go bowling with my new Apple computer!

by RatchetBoo July 6, 2003

apple computer

crappy immitation for the pc. barely ever works, very slow

If i owned an apple computer i would burn it.

by me July 1, 2003