Goosing

To goose is to fail in achieving a desired outcome. This typically used in gaming, when someone fails to get a positive K/D ratio, or can't even get a kill. However, goosing covers all aspects of life, and can be used to describe someone who, for example, left their keys inside their home.

"Eugene man, you can't even get a single kill. You are goosing boyyy."

by gewsing August 1, 2017

rough the goose

To masturbate vigorously.

And he said to her, "come on you mean to tell me you never rough the goose? "

by USmc2844 April 18, 2018

Goose green school

A smelly place for bad children who can't get into the religious school up the road because God hates them. Spend their time bullying eachother and the teacher and laughing at fat people. The teachers swear like Irish drunks of st Patrick's Day. The lunch is groole. Oliver twist has better food than that. No Goose green kiddo will ever ask for more. It's bumhole food. There are large rodents including rats and maggots infesting the school. The only good teacher is Mr pavlou (love that old geezer)

Person one: I want to punish my child. Where should I send them?
Person two: goose green school

by 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 December 23, 2018

Slickering the Goose

Using cum retained in your mouth from a prior blowjob to lubricate a secondary penis in preparation for anal sex.

“You might want to save some of that for slickering the goose”

by Grandma Ex December 23, 2018

Gooses

A flock of white birds

Blake hates all those gooses

by Yajis18 December 26, 2018

Goosing parkade in water

A ducking building on fire

“I ran through a ducking building on fire I’m not a coward and you’re a bitch sophia”
“Yeah okay carter, and I walked through a goosing parkade in water”

by I’mnotextrapettyuare January 1, 2019

Goosing parkade in water

Ducking building on fire

“I’m not a coward I ran through a ducking building on fire, Sophia. You’re a bitch”
“Yeah okay carter. And I walked through a goosing parkade in water”

by I’mnotextrapettyuare January 1, 2019