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Cook my porkchop

Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.
Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?
by Anonymore August 28, 2016
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Pajama Cooking Date

It’s cooking with a lot of seduction mixed in. The seduction level is heighten making your cooking date more hot, steamy, grown and very sexy. Wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas only adds another layer giving it a more intimate and romantic vibe. Kissing, nibbling and touching along with some sensual food tasting can take it to a more passionate level.
Jamari: Zana and I thought we would try something new. We thought we have a pajama cooking date.
Nico: Between your cooking dates and now your pajama cooking date, do you even manage to get any food cooked.
by Starving Artist May 31, 2025
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Cooked cock

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle
I have a cooked cock yurrr
by Brendan haith November 9, 2020
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Cook

Rest og the Month is fuck Your girlfriend dag
Defined Cook i ræva
by Hans_erik_førde October 18, 2019
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Riley cook

He is the most gayest person in the world.
Boy#1 “get your hands off Riley cook he is mine!!!”
Girl #1 “go ahead Riley Cook is ugly, and has no lips.”
by Juan Pablo Escobar February 23, 2020
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Jiggle Cooking

The act of putting food inside ones anus and shaking it until cooked
Barney: Yo are we Jiggle Cooking tonight?
Ted: Yeah I can get the carrots but only if Marshall helps you get the steak in your ass
by Olegard April 18, 2022
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Cane Cook

by CANEzz November 3, 2017
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