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catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"
When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.
by Sexydimma October 2, 2016
mugGet the catch me if you canmug.

Catching clouds

when you hit your homies vape and it hits the back of your throat wrong causing you to cough and really feel that shit in the back of your throat and it will stick there even after drinking water.
im not referring to spitting so the term catching clouds was created to explain this problem but was shortened to catch or caught.
person 1. Awe dude my throats killing me it didn't spit, i think i caught that.

Person 2. Yeahh you be catching clouds son
by D4z1b013000 May 18, 2022
mugGet the Catching cloudsmug.

catch the grenade

Fuck off, Fuck you, you got fucked, your fucked
Man i went to Carls Jr. And asked for a Coke and they gave me a diet Coke. I wasn't ready to catch the grenade on that one.
by Mr.Alaverga April 1, 2021
mugGet the catch the grenademug.

catch and release

when you dump your load in a whore's mouth and she proceeds to spit it out all over your cock or in the bathroom sink.
yo man I had this thot over Saturday night and she sucked my hanger so good I blew my load right in her mouth...but then she pulled the catch and release and spit it out in the sink.
by ballbat November 15, 2016
mugGet the catch and releasemug.

Catching the crazy turkey

The act of making turkey noises during sex. Best results come from cunnilingus.
Ryan - "You haven't been sleeping in that bed anyway. Everybody know's where you've been. You've been getin' the- you've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed."
by Wig Wam December 13, 2014
mugGet the Catching the crazy turkeymug.

Pie catching

It's like a golden shower, but worse...
Chris was a total piss queen, but he decided to spice it up with some pie catching.
by Doyo October 28, 2013
mugGet the Pie catchingmug.

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