does not work that way

A catchphrase most closely associated with FSTDT to counter a perceived flawed strawman argument - usually about the theory of evolution.

(Original post:) "why don't they just go to the local zoo and wait for one of the monkey to evolve into a human"

(Reply:) Because evolution does not work that way.

by Dr Fishcake October 10, 2008

road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does

R.I.P. Vine

hey did you see that vine where it goes road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does

by fromyourpickle May 28, 2018

Go to work.

"Go to work" refers to flirting or arranging a date with a significant other.

*guy is flirting with a girl he likes*
*friend walks by*
Friend: Yes man, Go to work.

by PatarStar September 22, 2009

wonky eye

an eye that does not seem to make eye contact, is deformed, or has poor vision

I have 20/200 vision in my wonky eye, so I'll never be able to drive.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

work da sheets

A term used for "having sex".

Pimp: So when do we work da sheets sexy?

Gurl: Do I look like I'm for sale? Didn't yo momma teach you any manners? Look at you stand'n there like a Puff-Daddy wanna-be!!

by unknowndawg February 3, 2004

Work

what you're avoiding right now

I have work to do, but f*ck it, Urban Dictionary is more entertaining anyway.

by partyrockstar222 August 12, 2016

Work Family

n. A concept perpetuated by the managerial class and employers to describe work colleagues as family. The purpose of this oxymoronic notion is to discourage employee relationships outside work so that the manager can continue to prosper at the expense of employees.

Beth, please don’t go home until 7:30 pm, your work family needs you.

Bill keeps trying to plan a Christmas party at his house for the “work family” but we have, like, a real family

by Jon Snow Lives July 27, 2019