Wet Willie

A wet willie is when you're fingering a girl and she gets really wet, then you put your finger in her ear.

Man 1: I gave my girlfriend a wet willie last night so she couldn't hear my mom from upstairs

by wet Willy Wonka December 20, 2008

willy washer

a willy washer is when you pee in a urinal and some liquid (either water or urine) splashes back on you

dude i just went in to the bathroom and i got a total willy washer

by Conor Mc May 8, 2005

willy nilly

What a stupid thing to say

"willy nilly"

by Dole November 10, 2003

Willy Wonka

Before eating a woman out, take one of your favorite candy bars and put it inside of her vagina. Tell her to walk around for 10 minutes and then enjoy two of your favorite things together, vagina and candy bars.
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)

Jimmy enjoyed a Willy Wonka with his girlfriend.

by Matthew Glick October 29, 2007

willy spooner

a funny ass name created by ME. It sounds like "will he spoon her" quite hilarious

i named my son willy spooner for shits and gigs.

by Lisppy McLisperson1 August 16, 2011

pee willy

The act of placing one's penis into another's ear, usually accompanied by the exclamation, "Pee willy!".

"I totally pulled a pee willy on Ben while he slept last night. He woke up with my junk in his ear!"

Cousin of the wet willy
Not to be confused with the poo willy

by nWhistle August 31, 2013

fat willy

the willy of the person reading this
(it's not long it's just a chode)

fuck you your gay with a fat willy

by Grandpas Ashes October 28, 2019