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Hire handicaps and watch them work

When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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Dolphin Watching

An attempt to fuck with the Planning Committee to make them think we have ambiguous plans months in advance when really we are going to crash their party with Dolphin Shots.
Hey, Wanna go Dolphin watching 8 weeks from now?
by dolphinwatching June 17, 2021
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Watch Out For The Moles

A vague warning that could mean anything, with a variety of usages, such as frightening people, alarming people and actually giving caution.
Thog: *Standing on road, with a truck coming from behind*
John: Watch out for the moles!
Thog: Thog don't caare.
by the moles are coming November 29, 2018
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The point where you are so tired in the middle of night that you go tell your friends. I'm gonna go watch some food. Then you should realize what you said unless your really tired. (Credit to Anthony Calderon he said it first)
Hey brb I'm gonna go watch some food. Wait. What? (laughs)
by Mr. Willis June 3, 2016
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Today is a day to watch TV series and movies all day

Girl - Hi, do you want to go out?

Me - No I will not be able to watch movies and TV series
22 may - a day to watch movies all day
by real.cheese May 21, 2022
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