A girl that has a massive/strong amount of perfume on, so much that when you walk past her, she might even make your nose burn
by omgIizAJ October 14, 2010
when your take a female, turn her upside down placing her legs over your shoulders. you then place her muff on your chin like a beard- hence the walking abraham.
Walking Abraham
by Dr Blumpy Dallas Fogbank June 23, 2011
When a person is walking and they squeeze out a fart but instead of gas coming out of their asshole they shit their pants.
I have to go home to clean my ass crack because I have the walking sharts and made a huge mess in my shorts. Yuk!!!
by JoeyBomm October 21, 2021
Used to describe the act of someone who never initiates or avoids social activities for the sake of being lazy.
Often uses last minute excuses to avoid leaving the house.
Often uses last minute excuses to avoid leaving the house.
Friend 1: hey this party is going off, are you nearly here?
Friend 2: I was about to leave but my cat purred at me twice so I gotta stay home
Friend 1: this is the second time this week you've blown me off, stop Crab walking and leave the house
Friend 2: I was about to leave but my cat purred at me twice so I gotta stay home
Friend 1: this is the second time this week you've blown me off, stop Crab walking and leave the house
by Chris Cheezus April 08, 2019
Leaving the designated path in order to take a more direct route while on foot.
eg. cutting across a lawn, or crossing a street without going all the way to the next official crosswalk.
eg. cutting across a lawn, or crossing a street without going all the way to the next official crosswalk.
Traveling as the jay walks combines the ideas of jaywalking and as the crow flies to be a combination of both.
by squirlitous rex January 18, 2018
When a woman needs sometime to herself to surf the net, explore new places, and get lost in her thoughts
by DTLVR July 08, 2009
by N4me404 April 28, 2021